Holla Back Boi
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Review by Mark Adams at http://www.vidioview.com/home.html

You won’t find bigger dicks anywhere, I swear, than in the new Pitbull Productions “Holla Back Boi.” What does the title mean? I have no clue, but it doesn’t matter. The cast is split between many of your favorite Pitbull bad boyz (with a “z”), and the rest are newbies, but they are all…well, huge. The cast includes Mr. Goodbar, Debonair (above), Thugzilla, Vivid, Impulse…just what you’d expect from the urban studio. It should be appearing on the New Release shelf the second week of July.

Equally interesting from the folks at Pitbull is…are you ready…the Tiger Tyson Car Freshener. I don’t make this up. This is, according to the press release, the first super-sexy car freshener of its kind, with “…no other black or Latino porn stars who can lay claim to this honor.” I will add that, to my knowledge, there are no porn performers, period, who have car fresheners with their likeness. Pat at Pitbull was asked just what the…er, aroma, was, and she said, “”It smells like a tiger, of course! No, honestly, it smells like the ocean. Tiger scent was a bit too gamey.” JC Adams questioned whether it, perhaps, wreaked of “smegma.” So now we at last know just what the popular Tiger Tyson smells like. The ocean. Hey, Christmas is coming, and they’re only $3.95 (free with every movie order at Tiger Tyson Air Freshener at Thugmart.com so buy a bunch.

“Menace to Str8 Thugz” is a recent title from the Thugporn Platinum series, and features some new thugz with “big dicks and willing asses.”

Featuring urban guys with, oh, must be about an average 11 inches, and names like Mr. Sauki (left), Shooter, Chyna, and Blasian Asian (hey, they can rhyme, too), some guys are, ahem, straight and some are gay, it says here, and they’re all what you’ve come to expect in this series.

Look for “Menace…” on the New Release shelf or at Thugmart.com.

“Thugzilla’s Bitch Hunt” is the delicately-titled new one from Pitbull Productions, where Thugzilla, not be confused with the Japanese pet of 50’s movies, wakes to find his bitch gone so, of course, he needs to find a new one.

If you’re a fan of these Miami thugs, you won’t be disappointed.  It’s available now at thugmart.

Hey, hankies, don’t worry if you can’t understand the Ebonics dialogue in LORD OF DA PINGA. It hardly matters what the handsome, “down,” black or Latino dudes in five metropolitan scenes are chatting about. It all boils down to dick, usually the dick of longhaired Latino Viper, whose hair is not nearly so long as his pinga.

He sets out in scene one to show a black friend that it’s as long as his championship belt buckle (it is), and after it’s out, well, as he says, “Once it’s hard, fo’git about it.” Simple sets and equipment mixed with relaxed playing and subtle cutting win the day and make these Pitbull Productions proceedings as enjoyable as usual. There’s lots of emphasis on upheld legs and swinging balls.

Next, Viper in a backyard bubble-tub makes the black little poolman climb in and relax too. “Why don’t choo put that hose down an’ come work with THIS one?”

Viper returns in scene five to be the inspiration for a weight-bench threeway. In between, a smooth, slender youth keeps a twink back after a card-game and gives him a big stake to lick with the kid’s studded tongue (amazing rimming close-ups before stud plugs twink-butt royally). An excitable biker offers a slick-looking middle-class kid whatever he wants for fixing Biker’s bike. Guess what Middle Class wants? Buy this and a dozen other independent, enjoyable, arousing Thugmart gay DVD.