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Review at FreeGayPix.com By Fluffer

Cast: Titan, Joey, Lil Nellie, KB, Cassanova Blue, Darvin, Egypt, Kaan Sincer

Lil Nellie is the star of this DVD and he appears in three of the five scenes. The other seven performers join Nellie to make a video of hot, relentless sex. Sometimes the dialog is hard to understand either because of the sound quality or the speed of the speakers, but that is a minor criticism. With this movie, it’s all about the sex and the set-ups are believable.

The first scene has Nellie with Darvin, who is a nice-looking guy with long hair. They are hanging out and talking about their prospects of getting laid. Darvin says he needs to clean up with a shower. Nellie enters the bathroom to pee and catches Darvin looking at his cock. Darvin invites Nellie into the shower and he immediately strokes Nellie’s erection. Nellie tells Darvin to go down on him. Darvin does an excellent job of taking every inch of Nellie’s veiny dick into his mouth. Then it’s Nellie’s turn to suck on Darvin’s rod; he concentrates on the head and first inch or two while taking a firm hold of the base. The boys move to the bed where Nellie licks Darvin’s hairy ass; there is a nice shot of pre-cum dripping from Darvin’s dick. Nellie doggie-fucks Darvin and he does it long and slow. When Nellie pulls out, Darvin tells Nellie to “put that shit back in.” Nellie continues to fuck Darvin until he is ready to shoot, and his load is huge on Darvin’s rump. Darvin insists that Nellie do it again. This time Nellie’s fucking is fast and furious. There is a moment of Darvin sucking Nellie before Nellie is once again humping Darvin, this time missionary. Darvin sprays his load all over himself after which Nellie kneels over Darvin and jerks himself to a second climax.

Lil Nellie

Poor Kaven: he’s opening bills that have been racked up by his woman. He can’t afford to pay them. Enter Egypt. The two of them are sitting in Kaven’s dining room. He offers to get Kaven out of his financial difficulties, with certain conditions (if you know what I mean). Kaven, of course, is thrown for a loop. He thinks: Sex with a male buddy? “It’s disgusting,” Kaven says. Egypt counters with “Do you want your bills paid?” So, with Egypt sitting on the table, Kaven gets to his knees and down to business. Egypt is a nice-looking boy with cute dimples; Kaven has sculptured hair. Egypt, enjoying the blow, asks Kaven if he’s sure he’s never given head before but Kaven denies it. Egypt, clearly in charge, orders Kaven to stand up and take off his pants. Egypt looks longingly at Kaven’s butt. Kaven gets back to giving head before Egypt orders him to bend over the table. Wait until you see the size of Egypt’s piece when he stands up. He spanks Kaven, who says “Please don’t fuck me, man.” Egypt nevertheless plunges it all into Kaven who screams in pain and begs Egypt to take it out. Before long Kaven is begging to be fucked and there is a great shot of his impressive low-hangers that I am sure get knocked against the edge of the table once or twice. Kaven turns over onto his back on the table for more fucking. Egypt shoots a large load all over Kaven’s neck and Kaven’s cum goes all over himself and the table. The scene tends to go on a bit long but there was no real evidence of looping.

Nellie is back, this time with Casanova. The thug porn boys are sitting on a porch, smoking and drinking beer. Casanova is lamenting the fact that some woman he met hasn’t called him back. The dialog is difficult to understand due to the outdoor noises. Nellie asks Casanova for a cigarette and Casanova tells him to get one for himself – they’re in Casanova’s bedroom. Once there, Nellie discovers a gay porn magazine. (From the looks of the hairstyles, it’s vintage 80s.) Casanova claims it’s not his magazine. Casanova asks Nellie why he says it is Casanova’s magazine; Nellie replies “I can show you how. Let’s go in the house.” Nellie opens his pants and convinces Casanova to “try it out.” Casanova resists ever so briefly before he is kneeling between Nellie’s legs and sucking his cock. Nellie treats Casanova to some head followed by some ass licking. Nellie then plugs Casanova’s asshole doggie-style and Casanova is very vocal. Nellie gives Casanova quite a pounding. Casanova flips over onto his back and the fucking continues. Nellie works up a sweat. The two recline together on the couch; both guys exchange nipple licks as they jack themselves off. Nellie’s load fountains out of his dick and it is one of the biggest loads I have seen. Casanova aims his load onto Nellie’s thigh.

Lil Nellie and Titan

KB and Joey are playing cards on a bed. Joey is the apparent loser and KB says that the next hand might get him some head since Joey is out of cash. Joey is apprehensive and it turns out that he is a virgin – with both boys and girls. Of course, Joey loses again and must do what KB wants. Joey doesn’t wait long to get his mouth around KB’s cock. Joey does an excellent job giving KB head, burying his nose into KB’s bush. This scene is worth watching over and over because the guys are smooth and pretty. As soon as KB shoves his cock into Joey’s ass, Joey is hooked; some eager virgin, huh? KB is ruthless with his fucking and Joey does not seem to mind. KB actually makes Joey do some of the work. Next Joey is on his back, taking more of KB’s fucks. Joey shoots a meager load with KB’s dick in his ass; KB provides Joey with a facial of which Joey appears to taste.

Nellie is paired with Titan for the final scene. Titan mentions that he hasn’t bunked with Nellie before. They get undressed to hit the sack even though the room doesn’t go dark. At this point we don’t get to see Titan’s package but the camera lingers on Nellie’s tool. Nellie gets under a simple sheet while Titan is firmly encased in red comforter. Nellie sneaks out of his bed and gropes Titan’s cock through the comforter. He moves the cover to continue groping the sleeping Titan through his shorts. Nellie pulls Titan’s dick out and goes down on it. Of course, Titan wakes up and pushes Nellie away. Nellie tries to convince Titan to go along with it; after a bit of thought, he agrees but not before he gets Nellie’s assurance that no one will find out. Nellie gets back to work on Titan’s dick, with a lot of slurping on the soundtrack. Meanwhile, Titan begins to play with Nellie’s ass. Nellie sits on Titan’s rod, the first time in the movie that he is the bottom. Titan gives Nellie’s ass a fine work out and it is hot to see Nellie’s dark skin against Titan’s lighter shade. It is even better to watch Titan’s rod slip out of Nellie’s hole so the two can change positions. Titan, however, keeps looking off-camera as though he’s watching the sex in a mirror. Nellie moves onto his back giving Titan the opportunity to plug him more deeply. Nellie shoots his load first (this man produces the best cum I have ever seen) and Titan aims his cum on Nellie’s shoulder.

Directed By: Jalin Fuentes

The Movie:

“1st time virgins get popped! Yards of rods! Tuff thug sex! Hot thugs get their freak on!”

Run Time: 2 Hours

The Cast: Viper, Onyx, Jazz, Shark, Vokalz, Adonis, Kidd, Carmello, Li’l Jay.

Safe Sex/Condoms: Yes!

The Dudes:

“Lord of the Pinga” offers up nine appealing Latino and Black dudes with a mix of long ‘n short hair, toned bodies, lightly hairy ‘n smooth chests, full ‘n trimmed pubes, plenty of cool tattoos, and large uncut ‘n cut cocks.

Scene One:

Viper (handsome with long dark hair, goatee, toned/smooth body with tattoos) and his pal Onyx (good-looking with dark hair, cap, goatee, toned/smooth body) sit around on a red sofa flipping through the TV Guide when Viper shows off his cool ‘n large gold plated belt buckle. Viper has more than bling on his mind when he hauls out his large ‘n fat uncut cock through the fly of his boxers and starts to stroke it working the ample foreskin. Onyx reaches over and begins stroking the big organ with very nice close-ups. He soon chows down on that enormous beauty sliding his wet mouth up ‘n down, sucking the foreskin, twisting the shaft with his right fist, and making loud slurping noises. Onyx definitely digs sucking cock and gives one heck of an excellent blowjob much to Viper’s satisfaction. Viper grabs hold of Onyx’s head and fucks his face while Onyx jacks his own big ‘n stiff unclipped tool.

Viper fuck’s Onyx’s tight hairy bunghole in the missionary position using long ‘n full strokes while Onyx chokes his fat unclipped chicken. The dudes are totally into the action with some hot penetration close-ups from behind and some good looks at Viper’s hot butt, hairy crack, and plump nuts swingin’. Viper picks up speed and fucks his buddy fast ‘n hard from behind making both fill the room with heavy breathing and moans. To finish up, the guys wildly pull their meat with Onyx shooting a large thick load of jizz on his chest and stomach. Viper squirts a large wet load everywhere hitting Onyx’s arm, cock, balls, and bush. Hot!

Scene Two:

Viper (scene one) is enjoying a hot whirlpool in the privacy of his back yard showing off his dark pubes, plump hangy nuts, and enormous unclipped dong when Jazz (cute with short hair, li’l soul patch, toned/smooth body) arrives hauling rubber hoses to clean the swimming pool. Well, Viper has other activities planned for the new pool boy and makes it abundantly clear. “Why don’t you put that hose down and come take a look at this one?” Viper stands up and Jazz immediately grabs that big thang giving A+ head sliding his mouth up ‘n down, stroking the shaft, working the foreskin, and cramming as much as he possibly can down his eager gullet. Jazz soon yanks his own clothing off revealing a beautiful bubble butt, dark pubes, plump nuts, and a large ‘n stiff uncut dick. There are plenty of mouth-watering close-ups of the cock sucking and as Viper humps his hips to fuck his new pal’s mouth.

The guys move their party inside where viper fucks Jazz’s tight hairy virgin ass from behind. This is the first time Onyx has been fucked and I’m amazed that he can take Viper’s big ol’ snake all the way. Viper uses long ‘n smooth strokes with excellent penetration shots from below where we can see Onyx’s hairy gooch and plump balls as Viper crams that monster in ‘n out of that sensitive little hole. Completely over the edge with lust, Jazz rides the hell outta Viper’s business humping up ‘n down quick ‘n smooth as he plump cock flops around making circular motions. Switching to the traditional missionary position, Viper continues to drill away leading Jazz to bust a large thick nut on his toned stomach while still being fucked. Hot! Viper squirts a large load on Jazz’s stomach and chest. Hot times!

Scene Three:

Shark (good-looking with longish dark curly hair pulled back, toned/smooth body) and Vokalz (cute with short buzzed hair, fem eyebrows, green cap, toned/smooth body) play poker but definitely have other games on their minds. Vokalz is soon down on his haunches taking Shark’s cut cock into his mouth deep throat down to those full pubes and plump nuts sucking that thang to full, fat, ‘n big hardness. Shark is definitely a grower and has one heck of a big dick when at full mast. Vokalz gives excellent head nursing the knob, cramming his mouth full with very hot close-ups. Vokalz teases his pal by doing a slow strip revealing his nice bum, dark pubes, and plump clipped cock and balls. After giving more head and sucking those tasty nuts, Volkaz munches down on Shark’s tight hairy bunghole in excellent extreme close-ups licking that pulsing pucker with his pierced tongue. Very hot ass eating here!

Shark sinks his fat dong into Vokalz’ tight hairy asshole in the missionary position sliding smoothly in ‘n out making Vokalz whimper and cry out with pleasure as the strokes become faster ‘n much more long until he’s drilling like a champ. There are plenty of nice penetration shots here from above and Vokalz digs getting fucked making a variety of hot sexual noises. He rides that fat hog up ‘n down at a nice steady tempo working his hole up ‘n down cramming it as full as he can muster, rocking ‘n rolling his hips, hunching and demanding more as Shark quickly humps upward to deliver the goods. The dudes switch back to the missionary position when he cries out, “Oh fuck! Your about to make me bust” and squirts a long wet load on Vokalz’ face, neck, chest, and stomach. Amazing cum shot! Vokalz jacks his rigid tool while fingering his bunghole shooting a wet load on his stomach and dark bush.

Scene Four:

Kidd (cute with short dark hair, white baseball cap, tall/toned/smooth body) is pissed off when his bicycle gets a flat tire. Luckily, Adonis (good-looking with short hair, toned/smooth body) wonders up and offers to fix the tire for a “fee”. The horny dudes are soon over at Adonis’ apartment with Kidd on his knees taking that fat clipped pole down his gullet deep throating up ‘n down to full dark pubes and plump balls. Kidd gives an excellent blowjob totally getting into sucking cock. “You got a good tastin’ dick!” Kidd stands up and shucks off his tenting boxers revealing dark pubes, plump nuts, and big hard cut tube steak. Adonis chows down twisting the shaft with his fist, cramming his mouth full, and working it up ‘n down the chubby shaft. There are plenty of mouth-watering close-ups here of all the dong tasting. The dudes soon slide into a side sixty-nine as both gorge on hard meat filling the room with moans, heavy breathing, and loud smacking, popping, and slurping noises. Hot!

Adonis fucks Kidd’s tight lightly hairy butt hole doggy style using fast, smooth, ‘n hard strokes and both dudes are completely into the action filling the room with heavy panting, moans, and groans as Kidd hunches back demanding more cock up his manhole. Kidd goes fucking wild having that meat crammed up his butt. He continues making all sorts of lusty noises frantically sucking on his own fingers as if they were cocks and cutting loose with directives: “Fix my fuckin’ seat! Get that fuckin’ screw driver up in there! Oh shit! Screw me!” Adonis switches up and is soon plugging his new buddy in the missionary position while Kidd jacks his hard cock. “Damn! Hittin’ that spot! Deeper! Hell, yeah! Deeper! Get it in! I’m gonna cum!” Kidd shoots a large thick load on his fist and stomach and then eats his own nut. Adonis beats off while dripping sweat cutting loose with a very thick load of man pudding on Kidd’s chest. Hot!

Scene Five:

Viper (scenes one and two) is lifting weights while Carmello (good-looking with dark hair, white cap, tall/toned/tight/smooth body) spots him when Lil Jay (cute with very short hair, toned/smooth body) parks his ass on the stationary bike. The dudes want to know where he was and Lil Jay tells ‘em that he just got back from the store buying “condoms for my dick.” Lil Jay is soon on his knees as Carmello yanks his shorts down revealing dark pubes, plump nuts, and a nice clipped tool. Lil Jay chows down deep throat giving an A+ blowjob sucking and jacking that big thang to full hardness while stroking his own hard unclipped cock. Viper watches the action becoming more turned on by the second and playing with his big uncut cock working the foreskin back ‘n forth over the large purple knob. While Lil Jay continues to blow Carmello, Carmello sucks Viper’s large dong cramming his mouth to the limit with that tasty uncut hog. The three dudes are definitely into the action and each other.

Viper fucks Carmello’s tight hole from behind with fast ‘n smooth strokes as Lil Jay continues to suck Carmello’s pole. Carmello digs getting fucked breathing heavily and with a lusty voice, pants “That shit is big but that shit feels good as hell!” Viper switches up and drills Lil Jay’s tight hairy bunghole from behind as Carmello plows Lil Jay’s mouth for an exciting face fucking. Viper is soon back to pounding Carmello in the missionary position fast, hard, ‘n smooth as Carmello fucks Lil Jay’s hungry throat. “Your ass is tight!” This is some hot and very intense action and the dudes give hot ‘n sweaty energetic performances. Lil Jay is the first to cum but the camera is focused in on Viper and Carmello beating off. Lil Jay has a nice thick load on his dark bush. Carmello shoots a thick load on his fist, which drips down onto his bush. Viper shoots a thick load of jizz on Carmello’s dark pubes.

The DVD

Video:

“Lord of Da Pinga” is shot directly on high quality video and presented in full screen. The videography is excellent providing full coverage of all the action with plenty of close-up and extreme close-ups of the cock sucking, ass eating, and butt sex penetration. The picture quality is sharp and clean.

Sound:

The stereo sound is clear allowing the viewers to easily hear the dudes’ sexy NYC accents, natural sounds of a large city such as traffic and sirens from outdoors, cool techno music, and all lusty noises dudes make while getting down to hot ‘n sweaty man-sex.

Extras:

The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, and trailers for: “Steel Curtain”, “Packin’ Papi”, “Papi Got Flava”, “Ripped ‘n Ready”, “The Show II”, “Love of the Dick 5: Poke Ya Azz Up”, “Love of the Dick 6: Making it Last”, and “Thugzilla’s Bitch Hunt”.

Poindexter’s Roundup:

Whew! We must hold what we got! Jalin Fuentes and Pitbull Productions have created one heck of a hot ‘n smutty fuck flick with “Lord of Da Pinga”! Viper is fucking amazing with his handsome looks and huge uncut cock. He grabs the bull by the horns (so to speak) and leads these hot Latino and Black dudes through the lusty suburban jungle of NYC for no-holds barred cock sucking, butt eating, and ass fucking. The videography is strong providing plenty of mouth-watering close-ups of these tasty sexual activities allowing the viewer to see every “nook and cranny”. All the dudes are appealing in their own way and give energetic performances definitely getting into each other and the action. My favorites are Viper, Lil Jay, Adonis, and Jazz. Recommended for fans of tough streetwise “thugs” on the prowl for sweaty man-man sex.