Measuring Up
A review by Onan the Vulgarian
From XXFactor.com

Cast: Jovonnie, City Boy, Redd, Shaft, Shawn Legend, Sho-Nuff, Killa, Run 30, Bronz Star.
Directed by Jalin Fuentes for Pitbull.

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Too much mumbled dialog results in many of the models’ words falling on uncomprehending ears, but the camera has no problem recording every move. If this were Citizen Kan and we missed hearing “Rosebud,” the poor elocution would be a problem, but the story line takes a far back seat to the action in Measuring Up.

Jovonnie wants to sample what City Boy’s got in his pants — the booty part — but City Boy says he ain’t havin’ it. City Boy didn’t count on Jovonnie’s determination, and pretty soon he’s swallowing Jovonnie’s sword like it was breakfast. Jovonnie is polite enough to reciprocate before plugging City Boy’s hold and making the bedsprings (and City Boy) sing.

Redd and Shaft hook up at the Laundromat, and there’s no question this time that they both want “to see what you got.” The pants come off first and the shirts have to wait while they suck each other and Shaft eats Redd’s hole, pronouncing it worth trading for a girl. Redd’s ass comes alive, and he has to interrupt Shaft’s eating to tell him it’s time to fuck him. Redd works his hips hard in every position of the fuck and leaves a huge load all over Shaft’s face.

Jovonnie returns in the next scene, with Shawn Legend. Both of them have the same problem: their men think they’re cheating. Shawn has a solution for payback: “All I’m looking for now is to get fucked as much as I can.” Jovonnie isn’t so keen on vengeance, but he can’t say no to a good blow job or a tight hole. Jovonnie pumps ferociously while Shawn cries out and squeals like the stuck pig he is, until they both blast forth in jism, the spooge of thugs.

Sho Nuff gets caught with his hands full of hardon (and he’s got about three handsful) when Killa comes in to ask a computer question. He tries to hid his meat, but there’s too much of it, and Killa’s eyes light up like the proverbial kid in a candy store. Killa sucks as best he can, then lets Sho Nuff sit on his face and fuck him. It’s a sweaty, multi-position fuck on another squeaking bed, with Killa contorting himself like a pretzel so that Killa can sink every millimeter of his cock.

When Bronz Star comes to visit Run 30 at his new crib, he confesses that he’d really like to suck his dick. Run can respect Bronz Star’s preferences, but he doesn’t share them — until Bronz Star offers to buy him a new plasma TV if he can’t make him cum. Deal. Run seems pretty disinterested while being sucked, but he he takes it to the next level by spinning Bronz around and boning him. Four positions later, Run loses the bet, but tells Bronz he still expects a TV.

Measuring Up has five hard-working bottoms doing their best with tops heavy with black cocks. It’s light on use of the N-word and chat about ladies, two characteristics of thug porn that may be better honored in the breach than in the observance. The models are easy on the eyes, the booties are bouncing and bubbly and Jovonnie is on his way up the star ladder.

The DVD has scene selection, trailers, web link; 136 minutes.

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In a park, Swift’s toy truck runs onto Cass’ seventy-five dollar tennis shoes, and you know Swift is going to have to trade a fuck for the truck. But at Cass’ pad, his main man Remy Mars tosses Swift out and gives Cass the kind of black ass that makes a man stay home to play! Cass’ own ass snaps as he fucks.

In a kitchen, slow-eyed Blaze waits patiently till pert J Wheels takes off his Ipod to suck, then fuck Blaze’s grateful gut. Thick, sticky cum drenches that gut.

In a bedroom, an argument between tall, lean Slim Thug and light, slim Kapone X over whose some CDs are is incomprehensible, but it’s clearly settled by X using his mouth to wet Thug’s telescoping black cock  before getting buggered by it. X’s throbbing rectum is one of the sex stars of the movie, taking Thug’s thick black dick like a man.

Thug fucks it for so long that I haven’t time to tell you much about the last scenes except that Swift finally does have to put out some sunshiny boi pussy to Cass to get his truck back, and burglar Marcus must give his ass to ebony householder Nubius to keep it out of jail. “Oh, I swear I’ll never rob you again!”

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