Take It Like A Man #1: Azz On Fire
A Review by Onan the Vulgarian
posted at XXFactor.com

Take It Like A Man DVD at Thugmart.com

Cast Ebony Thugs: Cass, Remy Mars, J Wheels, Blaze, Kapone X, Slim Thug, Swift, Marcus, Nubius.
Directed by Jalin Fuentes for Pitbull Productions.

A hot ass — and this film has plenty of them — can only be quenched by a huge heat-seeking cock - this movie will warm your wintry days and nights.

The five two-man scenes of thug action in Take It Like a Man #1: Azz on Fire will give you a good reason to come in out of the winter cold and spend two hours in front of your TV or computer screen.

Cass looks boyish and cute in his cap and eyeglasses, but he’s got a mean streak. When Swift accidentally runs his remote-control operated toy truck into Cass’ new footwear, Cass grabs the truck and takes off with it. Swift follows him home, unaware that Cass has a boyfriend, who throws him out. Unwilling to leave without his truck, Swift lurks outside while Cass and the BF, Remy Mars, fuck.

Remy has been waiting for his man’s cock and no petty street crime is gonna make him wait any longer. Cass has a big black cock, and while Remy sucks it, Cass eats his ass — a perfect bubble butt. A scootch here and a lunge there, and Cass has got his cock buried deep in that butt, in an orgy of gay anal sex.

In the neighbors apartment, J Wheels and Blaze argue over a CD. Wheels wins the argument by offering Blaze his cock. J Wheels is almost a twink, except that he’s got well sculpted flesh on his thin frame. His skin is flawless café au lait. Blaze shows full appreciation of Wheels’ assets and Wheels responds with a deep ass tonguing, hole sucking and fucking.

CD wars also provide the catalyst for Kapone X and Slim Thug to fuck. Under Slim Thug’s guidance, Kapone learns to swallow his entire cock. Slim Thug then eats his man’s ass and they both finger it. Although this is not the most attractive physical pair of the film, they make up for it sexually. Kapone is a top who knows what pleasures him (including himself) and knows how to extract that pleasure from a partner, leading to the best fuck of the film.

Swift (did you forget about him) hasn’t been able to retrieve his truck, but Cass relents one day when his boyfriend is not around to put out for him, offering Swift his truck back in exchange for some action. As in his earlier scene, Cass rims his partner and plays with his hole but doesn’t suck him. Swift seems to like getting fucked and Cass seems to like fucking him but there’s otherwise little chemistry there — sort of glorified mutual masturbation leading to each cumming on the other’s face.

Marcus, who may have the biggest cock in the movie (it’s on the DVD cover), makes the mistake of breaking into Nubius’ apartment while Nubius is at home. It’s either the police or sex, so Marcus chooses the latter. Marcus gets his holed lubed while he sucks Nubius, then he gets his butt fucked so hard you think the bed’s going to come apart.

Azz on Fire has five hot scenes and some fierce butt pounding. None of the tops suck cock, which may disappoint some viewers. But if you’re an ass man, the butt parade is sensational with at least one great pair of buns in every scene.

The DVD has scene selection, trailers, web link; 114 minutes.

review posted Dec. 19, 2008

Lil Nellie: Pain In Da Azz at ThugMart or Thug-Mart.com
Review at FreeGayPix.com By Fluffer

Cast: Titan, Joey, Lil Nellie, KB, Cassanova Blue, Darvin, Egypt, Kaan Sincer

Lil Nellie is the star of this DVD and he appears in three of the five scenes. The other seven performers join Nellie to make a video of hot, relentless sex. Sometimes the dialog is hard to understand either because of the sound quality or the speed of the speakers, but that is a minor criticism. With this movie, it’s all about the sex and the set-ups are believable.

The first scene has Nellie with Darvin, who is a nice-looking guy with long hair. They are hanging out and talking about their prospects of getting laid. Darvin says he needs to clean up with a shower. Nellie enters the bathroom to pee and catches Darvin looking at his cock. Darvin invites Nellie into the shower and he immediately strokes Nellie’s erection. Nellie tells Darvin to go down on him. Darvin does an excellent job of taking every inch of Nellie’s veiny dick into his mouth. Then it’s Nellie’s turn to suck on Darvin’s rod; he concentrates on the head and first inch or two while taking a firm hold of the base. The boys move to the bed where Nellie licks Darvin’s hairy ass; there is a nice shot of pre-cum dripping from Darvin’s dick. Nellie doggie-fucks Darvin and he does it long and slow. When Nellie pulls out, Darvin tells Nellie to “put that shit back in.” Nellie continues to fuck Darvin until he is ready to shoot, and his load is huge on Darvin’s rump. Darvin insists that Nellie do it again. This time Nellie’s fucking is fast and furious. There is a moment of Darvin sucking Nellie before Nellie is once again humping Darvin, this time missionary. Darvin sprays his load all over himself after which Nellie kneels over Darvin and jerks himself to a second climax.

Lil Nellie

Poor Kaven: he’s opening bills that have been racked up by his woman. He can’t afford to pay them. Enter Egypt. The two of them are sitting in Kaven’s dining room. He offers to get Kaven out of his financial difficulties, with certain conditions (if you know what I mean). Kaven, of course, is thrown for a loop. He thinks: Sex with a male buddy? “It’s disgusting,” Kaven says. Egypt counters with “Do you want your bills paid?” So, with Egypt sitting on the table, Kaven gets to his knees and down to business. Egypt is a nice-looking boy with cute dimples; Kaven has sculptured hair. Egypt, enjoying the blow, asks Kaven if he’s sure he’s never given head before but Kaven denies it. Egypt, clearly in charge, orders Kaven to stand up and take off his pants. Egypt looks longingly at Kaven’s butt. Kaven gets back to giving head before Egypt orders him to bend over the table. Wait until you see the size of Egypt’s piece when he stands up. He spanks Kaven, who says “Please don’t fuck me, man.” Egypt nevertheless plunges it all into Kaven who screams in pain and begs Egypt to take it out. Before long Kaven is begging to be fucked and there is a great shot of his impressive low-hangers that I am sure get knocked against the edge of the table once or twice. Kaven turns over onto his back on the table for more fucking. Egypt shoots a large load all over Kaven’s neck and Kaven’s cum goes all over himself and the table. The scene tends to go on a bit long but there was no real evidence of looping.

Nellie is back, this time with Casanova. The thug porn boys are sitting on a porch, smoking and drinking beer. Casanova is lamenting the fact that some woman he met hasn’t called him back. The dialog is difficult to understand due to the outdoor noises. Nellie asks Casanova for a cigarette and Casanova tells him to get one for himself – they’re in Casanova’s bedroom. Once there, Nellie discovers a gay porn magazine. (From the looks of the hairstyles, it’s vintage 80s.) Casanova claims it’s not his magazine. Casanova asks Nellie why he says it is Casanova’s magazine; Nellie replies “I can show you how. Let’s go in the house.” Nellie opens his pants and convinces Casanova to “try it out.” Casanova resists ever so briefly before he is kneeling between Nellie’s legs and sucking his cock. Nellie treats Casanova to some head followed by some ass licking. Nellie then plugs Casanova’s asshole doggie-style and Casanova is very vocal. Nellie gives Casanova quite a pounding. Casanova flips over onto his back and the fucking continues. Nellie works up a sweat. The two recline together on the couch; both guys exchange nipple licks as they jack themselves off. Nellie’s load fountains out of his dick and it is one of the biggest loads I have seen. Casanova aims his load onto Nellie’s thigh.

Lil Nellie and Titan

KB and Joey are playing cards on a bed. Joey is the apparent loser and KB says that the next hand might get him some head since Joey is out of cash. Joey is apprehensive and it turns out that he is a virgin – with both boys and girls. Of course, Joey loses again and must do what KB wants. Joey doesn’t wait long to get his mouth around KB’s cock. Joey does an excellent job giving KB head, burying his nose into KB’s bush. This scene is worth watching over and over because the guys are smooth and pretty. As soon as KB shoves his cock into Joey’s ass, Joey is hooked; some eager virgin, huh? KB is ruthless with his fucking and Joey does not seem to mind. KB actually makes Joey do some of the work. Next Joey is on his back, taking more of KB’s fucks. Joey shoots a meager load with KB’s dick in his ass; KB provides Joey with a facial of which Joey appears to taste.

Nellie is paired with Titan for the final scene. Titan mentions that he hasn’t bunked with Nellie before. They get undressed to hit the sack even though the room doesn’t go dark. At this point we don’t get to see Titan’s package but the camera lingers on Nellie’s tool. Nellie gets under a simple sheet while Titan is firmly encased in red comforter. Nellie sneaks out of his bed and gropes Titan’s cock through the comforter. He moves the cover to continue groping the sleeping Titan through his shorts. Nellie pulls Titan’s dick out and goes down on it. Of course, Titan wakes up and pushes Nellie away. Nellie tries to convince Titan to go along with it; after a bit of thought, he agrees but not before he gets Nellie’s assurance that no one will find out. Nellie gets back to work on Titan’s dick, with a lot of slurping on the soundtrack. Meanwhile, Titan begins to play with Nellie’s ass. Nellie sits on Titan’s rod, the first time in the movie that he is the bottom. Titan gives Nellie’s ass a fine work out and it is hot to see Nellie’s dark skin against Titan’s lighter shade. It is even better to watch Titan’s rod slip out of Nellie’s hole so the two can change positions. Titan, however, keeps looking off-camera as though he’s watching the sex in a mirror. Nellie moves onto his back giving Titan the opportunity to plug him more deeply. Nellie shoots his load first (this man produces the best cum I have ever seen) and Titan aims his cum on Nellie’s shoulder.