The Best Cum I Have Ever Seen is A Pain In Da Azz
Monday, July 7th, 2008![]()
Lil Nellie: Pain In Da Azz at ThugMart or Thug-Mart.com
Review at FreeGayPix.com By Fluffer
Cast: Titan, Joey, Lil Nellie, KB, Cassanova Blue, Darvin, Egypt, Kaan Sincer
Lil Nellie is the star of this DVD and he appears in three of the five scenes. The other seven performers join Nellie to make a video of hot, relentless sex. Sometimes the dialog is hard to understand either because of the sound quality or the speed of the speakers, but that is a minor criticism. With this movie, it’s all about the sex and the set-ups are believable.
The first scene has Nellie with Darvin, who is a nice-looking guy with long hair. They are hanging out and talking about their prospects of getting laid. Darvin says he needs to clean up with a shower. Nellie enters the bathroom to pee and catches Darvin looking at his cock. Darvin invites Nellie into the shower and he immediately strokes Nellie’s erection. Nellie tells Darvin to go down on him. Darvin does an excellent job of taking every inch of Nellie’s veiny dick into his mouth. Then it’s Nellie’s turn to suck on Darvin’s rod; he concentrates on the head and first inch or two while taking a firm hold of the base. The boys move to the bed where Nellie licks Darvin’s hairy ass; there is a nice shot of pre-cum dripping from Darvin’s dick. Nellie doggie-fucks Darvin and he does it long and slow. When Nellie pulls out, Darvin tells Nellie to “put that shit back in.” Nellie continues to fuck Darvin until he is ready to shoot, and his load is huge on Darvin’s rump. Darvin insists that Nellie do it again. This time Nellie’s fucking is fast and furious. There is a moment of Darvin sucking Nellie before Nellie is once again humping Darvin, this time missionary. Darvin sprays his load all over himself after which Nellie kneels over Darvin and jerks himself to a second climax.
Lil Nellie
Poor Kaven: he’s opening bills that have been racked up by his woman. He can’t afford to pay them. Enter Egypt. The two of them are sitting in Kaven’s dining room. He offers to get Kaven out of his financial difficulties, with certain conditions (if you know what I mean). Kaven, of course, is thrown for a loop. He thinks: Sex with a male buddy? “It’s disgusting,” Kaven says. Egypt counters with “Do you want your bills paid?” So, with Egypt sitting on the table, Kaven gets to his knees and down to business. Egypt is a nice-looking boy with cute dimples; Kaven has sculptured hair. Egypt, enjoying the blow, asks Kaven if he’s sure he’s never given head before but Kaven denies it. Egypt, clearly in charge, orders Kaven to stand up and take off his pants. Egypt looks longingly at Kaven’s butt. Kaven gets back to giving head before Egypt orders him to bend over the table. Wait until you see the size of Egypt’s piece when he stands up. He spanks Kaven, who says “Please don’t fuck me, man.” Egypt nevertheless plunges it all into Kaven who screams in pain and begs Egypt to take it out. Before long Kaven is begging to be fucked and there is a great shot of his impressive low-hangers that I am sure get knocked against the edge of the table once or twice. Kaven turns over onto his back on the table for more fucking. Egypt shoots a large load all over Kaven’s neck and Kaven’s cum goes all over himself and the table. The scene tends to go on a bit long but there was no real evidence of looping.
Nellie is back, this time with Casanova. The thug porn boys are sitting on a porch, smoking and drinking beer. Casanova is lamenting the fact that some woman he met hasn’t called him back. The dialog is difficult to understand due to the outdoor noises. Nellie asks Casanova for a cigarette and Casanova tells him to get one for himself – they’re in Casanova’s bedroom. Once there, Nellie discovers a gay porn magazine. (From the looks of the hairstyles, it’s vintage 80s.) Casanova claims it’s not his magazine. Casanova asks Nellie why he says it is Casanova’s magazine; Nellie replies “I can show you how. Let’s go in the house.” Nellie opens his pants and convinces Casanova to “try it out.” Casanova resists ever so briefly before he is kneeling between Nellie’s legs and sucking his cock. Nellie treats Casanova to some head followed by some ass licking. Nellie then plugs Casanova’s asshole doggie-style and Casanova is very vocal. Nellie gives Casanova quite a pounding. Casanova flips over onto his back and the fucking continues. Nellie works up a sweat. The two recline together on the couch; both guys exchange nipple licks as they jack themselves off. Nellie’s load fountains out of his dick and it is one of the biggest loads I have seen. Casanova aims his load onto Nellie’s thigh.

Lil Nellie and Titan
KB and Joey are playing cards on a bed. Joey is the apparent loser and KB says that the next hand might get him some head since Joey is out of cash. Joey is apprehensive and it turns out that he is a virgin – with both boys and girls. Of course, Joey loses again and must do what KB wants. Joey doesn’t wait long to get his mouth around KB’s cock. Joey does an excellent job giving KB head, burying his nose into KB’s bush. This scene is worth watching over and over because the guys are smooth and pretty. As soon as KB shoves his cock into Joey’s ass, Joey is hooked; some eager virgin, huh? KB is ruthless with his fucking and Joey does not seem to mind. KB actually makes Joey do some of the work. Next Joey is on his back, taking more of KB’s fucks. Joey shoots a meager load with KB’s dick in his ass; KB provides Joey with a facial of which Joey appears to taste.
Nellie is paired with Titan for the final scene. Titan mentions that he hasn’t bunked with Nellie before. They get undressed to hit the sack even though the room doesn’t go dark. At this point we don’t get to see Titan’s package but the camera lingers on Nellie’s tool. Nellie gets under a simple sheet while Titan is firmly encased in red comforter. Nellie sneaks out of his bed and gropes Titan’s cock through the comforter. He moves the cover to continue groping the sleeping Titan through his shorts. Nellie pulls Titan’s dick out and goes down on it. Of course, Titan wakes up and pushes Nellie away. Nellie tries to convince Titan to go along with it; after a bit of thought, he agrees but not before he gets Nellie’s assurance that no one will find out. Nellie gets back to work on Titan’s dick, with a lot of slurping on the soundtrack. Meanwhile, Titan begins to play with Nellie’s ass. Nellie sits on Titan’s rod, the first time in the movie that he is the bottom. Titan gives Nellie’s ass a fine work out and it is hot to see Nellie’s dark skin against Titan’s lighter shade. It is even better to watch Titan’s rod slip out of Nellie’s hole so the two can change positions. Titan, however, keeps looking off-camera as though he’s watching the sex in a mirror. Nellie moves onto his back giving Titan the opportunity to plug him more deeply. Nellie shoots his load first (this man produces the best cum I have ever seen) and Titan aims his cum on Nellie’s shoulder.









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